Bathroom Woes

At my place of employment, we have two bathrooms. One is down a long hall toward the back, and the other is in the foyer, not behind the key-card locked doors.

So one night, I was using the bathroom in the back. I was just sitting on the pot, staring off into space when all of a sudden I feel a sharp pain in my knee. So I look down and there was an earwig, with its nasty pincers stuck into my knee.

I freaked, brushed it to the floor, and stomped on it a million times.

I finished up quick and high-tailed it out of there.

So, needless to say, I've been using the bathroom in the front now, but they've been renovating recently, so the only one I could actually use was the back one. Until last night when all of the back bathrooms flooded. Which meant I had to use the men's room last night.

There were boogers on the wall.

I am not making that up.